Entries Tagged ‘tony fernandes’:

Lotus Naming Row Gets Even Uglier

For those of you who had successfully purged the ins and outs of the Lotus naming row from your minds, allow me to render all those nights of bashing your head with a steel pole while necking whisky moot and remind you. Last year Tony Fernandes entered a team in F1 called Lotus Racing after [...]

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Lotus Looking To Ditch Cosworth For Renault?

Calling Lotus slightly ambitious is a bit like calling a polar bear slightly dangerous. The team in green are without a shadow of a doubt the most ambitious of all the new teams on the grid, with Tony Fernandes desperate to make the old Lotus name a contender again as quickly as possible. As a [...]

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Who The Hell Actually Is Parris Mullins?

According to an interview over at Autosport today, Parris Mullins – the mythical advisor to YouTube co-founder Chad Hurley and his billions of dollars – was in the paddock at the Canadian Grand Prix last weekend. The reason for his visit? He was drumming up interest for some super secret American Formula One project. All [...]

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Lotus Decide To Go Even Slower Next Year

Up until yesterday, I had a really high opinion of Lotus. i thought they were the most ‘with it’ of all the new teams and would have backed them to go a long way in F1. Now, however, they are looking more and more like the little team who have a major Napolean Complex. Yesterday, [...]

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Tony Fernandes Thinks His Lotus Team Are Getting Respect

Tony Fernandes had an eye opening little chat with Autosport today. In it he touched on lots of things, such as how he has found his first 6 races in Formula One, where he sees Formula One heading in the future and where he sees his Lotus team ending up. All in all, it’s more [...]

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Lotus To Focus On Not Sucking In 2011

Of all of the new teams to show up in F1 this year, there is no doubting that Lotus are the most with it. While HRT are buzzing around the track slower than a GP2 car at times, and Virgin F1 can’t even design a car that holds enough fuel to finish races, Lotus are [...]

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Lotus Aim To Marry Megan Fox In Three Years

Lotus F1 have announced that they plan to marry world renowned cardboard actress and red hot hottie Megan Fox within three years. Oh no, sorry, no they haven’t, they have announced that they want to be a top five team within the next three years. I’m always getting the impossible mixed up like that… Lotus [...]

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Lotus: Bring On The Big Boys!

My oh my are Lotus looking like the cats who got the cream. When they came into this season, they had the simple aim of trying hard to be the best of the new teams. They just wanted to be able to hold their head up high amongst the people in the battle at their [...]

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Lotus Win Battle Of The Newbies

Where as the top of the grid was very much as expected in Bahrain – the short-stint quick Red Bull of Vettel over the all round strong cars of Ferrari and McLaren, with Mercedes up there as well – down the bottom a far more interesting war had it’s first little skirmish. In what many [...]

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Good Lord Monkeyballs, How Slow Were HRT!?

Firstly, even though his picture is up over there, this post isn’t actually a dig at Bruno Senna. It’s just I didn’t fancy justifying the HRT car’s existence with a photograph.Why? Well… Sweet Lord Monkeyballs That Car Is A Pile Of Shite! I mean, the only defence of that car – which got two shakedown [...]

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